Blue Belt Pays $847 to Win Unopposed Bronze Medal
Blue belt from Tucson spends $847 on tournament travel, entry, and gear to win an unopposed bronze medal. The cost breakdown is hilariously detailed.
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Grappling Promotion Announces 'Most Stacked Card In History' For Eighth Time In Eight Events
Patriot Combat Freestyle's latest card features four Olympic gold medalists, three former MMA champions, and an intern who peaked in high school JV.
USADA Deploys Federal Anti-Doping Officers To Kissimmee Rodeo Arena; Local Açaí Supply Chain Experiences Unexplained 72-Hour Disruption
USADA has been contracted to provide anti-doping testing at the 2026 IBJJF Pan Championship — a sport whose community has spent a decade turning 'açaí' into the world's most transparent euphemism for steroids. Blood and urine collection begins Tuesday at the Silver Spurs Arena, a venue primarily known for rodeos and 4-H livestock exhibitions.
BJJ Tournament Livestream Crashes Every Three Minutes, Organizers Assure Fans It's 'Almost Fixed'
The stream has gone down eleven times. Each time, a moderator posts 'back in 2 mins!' in the chat. It has never been two minutes.
Region's Top BJJ Referee Has Never Trained A Day In His Life, Sources Confirm
He's called advantages for things that aren't advantages and missed heel hooks so obvious the audience was yelling the rule.
Local Tournament Bracket Features Eight Competitors, Six Of Whom Did Not Show Up
The adult blue belt lightweight division had five registered entries and one competitor. He won gold. He is not sure how to feel about it.