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BJJ Tournament Livestream Crashes Every Three Minutes, Organizers Assure Fans It's 'Almost Fixed'
Competition Satire Oct 4, 2025

BJJ Tournament Livestream Crashes Every Three Minutes, Organizers Assure Fans It's 'Almost Fixed'

The stream has gone down eleven times. Each time, a moderator posts 'back in 2 mins!' in the chat. It has never been two minutes.

Region's Top BJJ Referee Has Never Trained A Day In His Life, Sources Confirm
Competition Satire Sep 10, 2025

Region's Top BJJ Referee Has Never Trained A Day In His Life, Sources Confirm

He's called advantages for things that aren't advantages and missed heel hooks so obvious the audience was yelling the rule.

Local Tournament Bracket Features Eight Competitors, Six Of Whom Did Not Show Up
Competition Satire Jun 7, 2025

Local Tournament Bracket Features Eight Competitors, Six Of Whom Did Not Show Up

The adult blue belt lightweight division had five registered entries and one competitor. He won gold. He is not sure how to feel about it.

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