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Roosevelt Sousa Has a 3-Year IBJJF Ban for Meldonium. He's Still Challenging For The UFC BJJ Title. • Mikey Musumeci Says IBJJF Rules Make Attacking Jiu-Jitsu a Liability — Two Weeks Before His UFC BJJ Title Defense • UFC BJJ 8 Is in 4 Days and It Already Has Two Last-Minute Replacements • Police Have Audio of Mica Galvao Participating in Witness Intimidation • Cassia Moura Won Three World Championships Before Her Black Belt Was Two Years Old — She Defends Again Thursday Roosevelt Sousa Has a 3-Year IBJJF Ban for Meldonium. He's Still Challenging For The UFC BJJ Title. • Mikey Musumeci Says IBJJF Rules Make Attacking Jiu-Jitsu a Liability — Two Weeks Before His UFC BJJ Title Defense • UFC BJJ 8 Is in 4 Days and It Already Has Two Last-Minute Replacements • Police Have Audio of Mica Galvao Participating in Witness Intimidation • Cassia Moura Won Three World Championships Before Her Black Belt Was Two Years Old — She Defends Again Thursday
UFC BJJ 9 — Jun 3, Las Vegas (Meta APEX) • ADCC Youth Championship — Aug 8, Austin, TX • ADCC Amateur World Championship — Sep 10, Krakow, Poland • UFC 329 — Jul 10, Las Vegas, NV • F2W 316 Sao Paulo — May 22, Sao Paulo, Brazil UFC BJJ 9 — Jun 3, Las Vegas (Meta APEX) • ADCC Youth Championship — Aug 8, Austin, TX • ADCC Amateur World Championship — Sep 10, Krakow, Poland • UFC 329 — Jul 10, Las Vegas, NV • F2W 316 Sao Paulo — May 22, Sao Paulo, Brazil
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