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Your professor just posted 'back to work' on Instagram • Gracie Barra announces stripe fee increase effective immediately • Local blue belt has updated his Instagram bio to 'competitor' after one tournament • Man claims to have 'figured out the leg lock game' after watching one YouTube video • IBJJF introduces new rule that somehow makes guard pulling even more confusing Your professor just posted 'back to work' on Instagram • Gracie Barra announces stripe fee increase effective immediately • Local blue belt has updated his Instagram bio to 'competitor' after one tournament • Man claims to have 'figured out the leg lock game' after watching one YouTube video • IBJJF introduces new rule that somehow makes guard pulling even more confusing

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Athlete News Satire May 14, 2025

UFC Contender Submitted In 47 Seconds Clarifies He Was 'Working On His Bottom Game'

Darian 'The Ghost' Kovacs says the loss to Renato Lima was actually part of a long-term developmental plan he had not previously mentioned.