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UFC Contender Submitted In 47 Seconds Clarifies He Was 'Working On His Bottom Game'
Athlete News Satire May 14, 2025

UFC Contender Submitted In 47 Seconds Clarifies He Was 'Working On His Bottom Game'

Darian 'The Ghost' Kovacs says the loss to Renato Lima was actually part of a long-term developmental plan he had not previously mentioned.

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